A big weekend coming up!
Sunday is both Father's Day and the first day of summer - the longest day of the year! (And you thought the longest day was that budget meeting you sat through on Tuesday...)
Of course, on Sunday, don't forget to get dad a day of beauty, complete with pedicure and... wait. Sorry.
And, what better way to honor dad than to recall those simpler times, before TV, when the family would sit around the kitchen table, writing haiku.
Here's what happened this week:
Barack to the docs:
"You need to make less money."
The docs say: "F*ck you!"
Iranians vote.
They elect a terrorist
who will build the bomb.
Tehran is burning.
The government is killing.
Time for regime change.
Sammy Sosa juiced.
He joins Manny and A-Rod
in the hall of shame.
Barack and the banks:
"We need better oversight!"
Please - just NOT Congress.
RIAA wins.
File sharer will pay HUGE fine.
Stop stealing music!
If you are a dad - Happy Father's Day. If you have a dad - call him or pour him a glass of scotch or just let him watch the Yankees game and the U.S. Open in peace.
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