Sometimes, events come at you so fast and furious, it's like drinking from a fire hose.
Other times, there are singular events that are so pregnant with comedic possibility, it's like... drinking from a fire hose.
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is an example of the latter. Except that he has four kids and and a wife who don't deserve to catch the shrapnel of this jerk's life.
So, we'll just add the good governor to the list of philandering political hypocrites - Democrats and Republicans - who are so stupid and so arrogant, they actually believe that they can, and that they have a right to, get away with this stuff.
You seriously have to ask yourself which is more of an affront: The fact that these men did these acts, or that they hold their constituents in such low regard, that they think we are too stupid to catch on.
So, we'll add Mark Sanford to our weekly round-up of the who's, what's, where's and when's of our lives, packaged in juicy, little, bite-sized morsels - like fresh-picked June strawberries.
Obama gets tough:
Says Iran should knock it off.
Iran says: "Bite me."
Mark Sanford is gone!
He went to Argentina
to [____] his mistress.
Barack sent love note
to crackpot "supreme leader."
Nothing in response.
The Supreme Court rules:
"No strip searching our children."
Principals - take note.
Oh, I almost forgot. Governor Sanford, if you're reading this, John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer and John Ensign called. They need a fourth for poker this weekend.
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