It's that most wonderful time of the year. I always try to make a handful of New Year's resolutions. My strategy, however, is to set the bar low or make ones that if I never follow through on any of them, it won't matter or just might be a good thing.
So here's my list for 2010:- To change the month on my wall calendar by the 10th of each month;
- To try to use the epithet "butt-pie" whenever possible when referring to annoying celebrities, pompous politicians and Tiger Woods;
- To be juuuust that much faster off the line at two-lane red lights;
- To talk about and show photos of my dog whenever my friends do the same with their kids, as if to imply that owning a dog is on par with raising children;
- To never use the last paper towel or square of toilet paper so that my wife always has to be the one who replaces both.
What are your plans to not make the world a worse place in 2010?