- John Edwards is now a confirmed douche bag;
- Ted Kennedy is trying out for the Olympic gymnastics team in his grave;
- The Supreme Court has declared that Goldman Sachs and Coca-Cola have the same speech rights as you and me (because that's what the framers of the Constitution had in mind, I'm sure.)
In spite of a grueling travel schedule, Harry managed to cough up a few Haiku hairballs to commemorate a momentous week in the news.
Edwards is a dog.
Dips his wick, makes a baby,
then lies about it.
Scott Brown wins in Mass.
Democrats are freaking out.
G.O.P.? High fives!
The Supreme Court rules:
Big biz can buy elections.
If the week's news has pretty much destroyed your last vestige of faith in this country, consider helping one that needs to be rebuilt from scratch. Make a donation to the charity of your choice to help Haiti.