We have all been getting those emails for years:
I am deposed princess in Uganda and I need help to getting my money out of country. Please email your social number, bank account and copy of birth certificate so I can wire money to you soonest so you can wire back to me.
With great affection for your help."
Or something like that.
Today, I received another one, except it came from a "lawyer" in London and it was delivered... BY SNAIL MAIL! I just love it when worlds collide.
This one is especially silly, since I was targeted because I have the same last name as the "deceased" so I get to inherent his millions. Sweet!
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