Glenn Beck: "Hey! Did You Smell That?"

I had a beagle - Maggie - who every time she passed gas, surprised herself as if it were the first time it had ever happened. It was like she had no idea what was going on.

This came to mind as I was reading about Glenn Beck's "rally" in Washington D.C. tomorrow. Apparently, Beck has just now discovered, for the very first time, all the things that make America great and he is going to hold a rally at the Lincoln Memorial to make sure well all know about them and "restore honor" to America.

News flash, douche-face: We know that this is a pretty good, if imperfect, nation. This country is so great that even someone like you can get his own TV show and get a permit to release verbal farts over the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

I just can't imagine why any thinking person would want to go and smell them.

Comments

[Bill Baker]

Perhaps it's his crassness. He reaps what he sows.

[Dr. Mark Draper]

I wonder what it is about Glenn Beck that triggers such a crass attack?