I had a beagle - Maggie - who every time she passed gas, surprised herself as if it were the first time it had ever happened. It was like she had no idea what was going on.
This came to mind as I was reading about Glenn Beck's "rally" in Washington D.C. tomorrow. Apparently, Beck has just now discovered, for the very first time, all the things that make America great and he is going to hold a rally at the Lincoln Memorial to make sure well all know about them and "restore honor" to America.
News flash, douche-face: We know that this is a pretty good, if imperfect, nation. This country is so great that even someone like you can get his own TV show and get a permit to release verbal farts over the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
I just can't imagine why any thinking person would want to go and smell them.